Monday, 06 November 2006

• Am..a-am I alive? No.
  Very much dead, thank you.
  In fact, this may be the last time I would float around xanga.
  Why?
  Look at the fir-no, wait, second line.
  And there's the answer.
  I'm just doing this out of my own free will.
  And also boredom's will.
  Y'know, boredom, that ol' rascal.
  If only boredom could be destroyed with a toothbrush.
  Then all is well.
  Maybe I should do homework.
  Homework could destroy boredom, right?
  Hell No.
  Exactly.
  Then these crazy short sentences will do.
  Or maybe anaphoras.
  Or maybe anaphoras suck.
  Or maybe I have no idea what anaphoras are.
  Or maybe I should just go die, right?
  Too late.
  Fir-no, wait, second line, remember?
  I'm watching Cast Away right now.
  Just so you know.
  I'm on the part where the dude kicked "Wilson" out.
  Y'know, Wilson, the volley ball?
  With the blood face, that Wilson.
  Poor Wilson, all misunderstood.
  At least Wilson holds up pretty good conversations.
  Unlike that actor fellow, Tom Hanks, is it?
  Oh, now the actor fellow built a raft to get out of the island.
  After four years of being stranded.
  At least he was smart to tie Wilson down.
  Oh darn.
  Wilson fell off.
  Now the Hanks dude is apologizing while ditching his buddy.
  Lazy Bum.
  Now he's crying, yeah you better bud.
  Should I stop?
  Hmm, now that a main character has died,
  I suppose.
  Well more boredom has been replenished,
  so I'll go before I just die...figuratively since I already am.
  Totally.
  

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